110 in the Niqab

Dispatch from Lisa:

Two women in niqab were sitting one section over from me at the baseball game tonight. It was approximately 600000 degrees. I so badly wanted to go over to ask them, “How the heck do you adapt to this style of dress, and can you teach me your ways???” My freedom jorts* weren’t cutting it.

*Jorts described as freedom ones because the fireworks were as well. FREEDOM FIREWORKS.